Dear Diary,
I GOT HIGHLIGHTS IN OH YEAH.
I just can't stop looking at myself in the mirror. I can't wait to walk into school on Wednesday all like "Notice anything different about me?" I definitely love them. I've already sent selfies to all my friends and they've given me many goats of approval. Except Micaela. But I don't really like her anyways.
In less great news, HERE I AM.
WAITING FOR MY TABINOF BOOK.
WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO COME A WEEK AGO.
AND WATCHING ALL MY FRIENDS READ THEIRS.
WHEN THEIRS HAVE COME.
AND MINE HASN’T.
AND I’M DYING.
*bangs head against wall* WHAT THE FUCK DAN AND PHIL.
(OR THEIR MANAGEMENT OR AMAZON OR WHOEVER THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TRAGEDY.)
I DEMAND MY TABINOF BOOK.
NOW.
Love,
Waverly
Yay for you! I couldn't stop looking in the mirror either when I got mine dyed.
ReplyDeleteOMFG I have been waiting for mine forever! When I watched the trailer in March I was like Whaaaa? And I've been SO EXCITED for it... only my parents won't let me buy it because they ssay "Emily, your birthday's coming up..." but I bet your banana chips I won't see TABINOF in my few presents.
IKR?!?!?
DeleteUgh poor you :P that sucks. In fact, it is very stupid.